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(Exit METON and enter BORIS JOHNSON)

BORIS

Where is Pithetaerus?

PITHETAERUS

Who are you?

BORIS

I have been elected to come to Cloudcuckooland as a politician.

PITHETAERUS

A politician! And who sends you here?

BORIS

The people!

PITHETAERUS

Yeah right. Will you just pocket your salary, do nothing, and then go?

BORIS

Indeed I will. I am hoping to pocket as much money for doing as little as possible in the shortest amount of time.

PITHETAERUS

Is that all?

BORIS

Not at all. I can give you new laws and boss you around, as well as lecture and patronize you. And did I tell you that I intend to take as much money from you as possible?

PITHETAERUS

You might as well be going now. I already have your salary here.

BORIS

Really? Where?

PITHETAERUS

Here. Come closer.

BORIS

Where is it?

PITHETAERUS

Here!

(PITHETAERUS goes to hit BORIS)

PITHETAERUS

Go away! We don’t want your sort here either.

(Exit BORIS, into fridge)

 

(Enter DAVID CAMERON)

DAVID

Where is Pithetaerus?

PITHETAERUS

And who are you?

DAVID

What’s the time, please?

PITHETAERUS

The time? Why, it’s past noon. Who are you?

DAVID

What time is it exactly?

PITHETAERUS

I’m getting bored again.

DAVID

What is Donald Trump doing?

PITHETAERUS

Ah! I know who you are. You’re that annoying brexit man!

DAVID

Shh! Shh! Not so loud!

PITHETAERUS

Why, what’s the matter, Davey?

DAVID

Shh! Shh! Don’t mention my name. Don’t call me David. Call me James. If Donny should see me here he’d get really cross. But, if you want me to tell you what’s happening in The White House, take this umbrella and shield me, so that the gods don’t see me.

PITHETAERUS

Ok, Jimmy.

DAVID

Then listen.

PITHETAERUS

I am listening! Go on.

DAVID

Trump is finished.

PITHETAERUS

Really? Since when?

DAVID

Since you founded Cloudcuckooland. There is not a man who now donates to the politicians. Not the even smallest offering! And they’re all angry. They’re so angry that they are sending some other politicians here with a message.

PITHETAERUS

And what is that message?

DAVID

They want their money back! So Donald is going to make peace with you and is going to give you one of Boris’ secret children in marriage.

PITHETAERUS

Who is this secret child?

DAVID

Oh, you’d like them. If he gives you them for your partner, you will be even stronger than you are now. That is what I have come to tell you. You know that I’ve always been your friend. I did brexit for you!

PITHETAERUS

Oh, yes! We can cry on the floor about our steadily declining mental states, only assisted by political drama thanks to you.

DAVID

I hate the politicians, as you know.

PITHETAERUS

Yes, everyone knows that.

DAVID

And they hate me too. Anyway, I’d better scoot before they find me…

(Exit DAVID and enter POSEIDON, accompanied by HERCULES and TRIBALLUS)