As interpreted by Mary Woodard and Elsie Williams
Dion: Well there goes the one thing I was looking forward to this week…
Xanthe: God, I’m so bored. What’s the point any more?
Dion: When was there ever a point? (puts headphones in and starts to play music)
(Xanthe starts doing rises on a barre)
Dion: They’re all dead. All of them.
Xanthe: (sarcastically) Plot twist.
Dion: It’s bad enough without you making everything so much worse Xanthe.
Xanthe: Rude! I don’t make everything worse. You do!
Dion: No I don’t! You’re the one who’s always playing loud random screeching at 3 in the morning!
Xanthe: You did NOT just call Freddie Mercury loud random screeching!
Dion: Oh, I’m sorry, I forgot I was talking to the girl whose ears have been broken beyond belief.
Xanthe: Well it’s true! Panic! At The Disco are awful!
Dion: I will actually perish if I have to spend longer than a month in this house with you.
Xanthe: Well tough, cause I don’t think this mess will ever end.
Dion: I don’t care. I’m going outside.
Xanthe: What? You could be arrested!
Dion: I don’t care Xan.
Xanthe: Dion you can’t!
Dion: Yes I can. I’m going to the underworld and bringing them back.
Xanthe: Bring who back?
Dion: All of them. Everyone who died. I’m fed up.
Xanthe: Wait for me!
For the backdrop, it would just be a normal living room.